Don’t you judge me dog. I have seen you eat a tampon.

Don’t you judge me dog. I have seen you eat a tampon.

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

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renton-gg:

mrbonkurei:

mistahgrundy:

alice-the-alien:

"Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

this might be my favorite gif

the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull

OMG I CAN’T

renton-gg:

mrbonkurei:

mistahgrundy:

alice-the-alien:

"Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

this might be my favorite gif

the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull

OMG I CAN’T

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I'm Will. Some people think of me as the white Tyler Perry because I'm awful.

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