maybe the real slim shady was the friends we made along the way

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My tumblr is 2 years old today and I’ll be 23 in 5 days and I’m a piece of shit ;)

powerburial:

i could go for a bud light right about now

powerburial:

i could go for a bud light right about now

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When you think someone cares, but then you realize they only want you for your body then you feel so confused and destitute.

generalelectric:

At GE Global Research, a tube of almost pure quartz is heated to temperatures of around 1,700 degrees Celsius to create custom laboratory glassware. The material is then molded and tailored specifically to the experiment it’s being created for.

jk its a bong

Code Orange Kids - I Am King

Code Orange Kids - “I Am King”

In a world of servants and liars and spies…. I AM KING.

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I'm Will. Some people think of me as the white Tyler Perry because I'm awful.

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